The US being a place where entrepreneurship is rewarded, the Democrats have given me a business idea that I think has real potential. I'm going to offer politicians the chance to buy time to deliver eulogies at funerals, being allowed several minutes of the eulogies for attacks their political opponents.
I figure I can start out and refine the idea using local politicians like mayors, sheriffs, and DAs, and gradually move up to Congressional candidates, and even Presidential candidates. Needless to say, for Senatorial and Presidential candidates, the funerals would have to be at large churches in major cities. Can you say, "franchise?"
Do you think my business idea will fly or fry?
